shooting a pistol

I love this show Bones.

I am going to learn how to shoot a pistol in April. I have always wanted to. I would like to own a pistol. If you break into my house, I will warn you once to get out. If you do not, I will more than likely kill you.

When I was little my brother and I were at home alone and a man broke into the house. He walked right up to us. I said, "Hey mister, who are you!?" and chased him out of the house. Luckily my brother and I are not dead or scarred. It could have ended differently. I want my children to be taught to safely use a gun; Rebekah is coming to the pistol training class as well. She is plenty old enough, and I will feel better knowing she has access to a gun when she is at home alone.

bug and incomprehensible mumbo jumbo

The above bug was nearly my household's undoing recently. Screaming and crying ensued, but the bug left my house in an un-smooshed condition and only missing one of his legs. Or was it a her? I didn't get close enough to be sure.

Here is what I have been reading for some work training. I find it hilarious.

The challenges for IT managers are to co-ordinate and work in partnership
with
the business to deliver high quality IT services. This has to be
achieved while
adopting a more business and customer oriented approach to
delivering
services and cost optimization...
to transform service
management capabilities into strategic assets, by using
Service Management to
provide the basis for core competency, distinctive
performance and durable
advantage, and increase the service provider’s
potential from their
blah blah blah