Metaphor phor....

• Boring street names are so boring. Riverpoint Parkway. Belmont Ridge. Main. King Street. I do like some street names around here though: Frying Pan, Catoctin, Hay. If I were naming streets I would make them equally memorable: XYZ, Industrial Waste, Big Rich Houses Street, Public Display, Lollipop Road, White Truffle Circle, Bigotry Boulevard, Really Dangerous Road, Yellow Brick, Stinky Square.


• Dig this metaphor. When I was younger I wanted curly hair. So I permed my hair and then put it in hot rollers every day. It was only when I stopped trying to make my hair curly that I discovered I have curly hair naturally (most of it anyway). Now I don't know what this is a metaphor phor, but it's still a good metaphor.


• I wanted to put in a very funny video here, but it was blasphemous. I hate it when blasphemous stuff is funny. Here is a different one. Note the beautiful coloring of the clip border. I astound myself with my technical prowess.