snail

The above is a Bones highlight reel they played at Comic Con. It is "the goriest, most gruesome and most grisly Bones scenes plus the hottest Booth and Brennan moments from Bones to date." I don't know about these being the hottest moments, but it certainly has SOME of the hottest moments. And my favorite gory scene was when they were moving a corpse that had been smashed flat.

I saw the edited version of Training Day last night. It was pretty good. Whoever edited it had to have been sweating pretty hard by the time they were done. Here are some quotes:

• "King Kong ain't got s___ on me."


• "Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to s___, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f___'s your problem?' "