Monday, September 29, 2008

from the moon apparently

  • I was just at the gym. There were only two other people in there, both riding stationary bikes. One of them looked like a young Richard Pryor, and the other was a fifty-something little Asian woman. Richard Pryor was listening to his Sony Walkman with gusto. Over his very heavy breathing he sang along with the music he was listening to, using words like "Yes! Yes!" "Faster! Faster!" and even barking like a dog at one point. Richard Pryor punctuated all of this with frequent punchings of the air and even self-slappings. He might have smelled a bit like alcohol. (Do drunk people often ride stationary bikes? I don't know.) I avoided the Asian lady's eye through all of this so we wouldn't accidentally share a conspiratorial smile. It's a good thing I did, because as it turns out, Richard Pryor and Asian Lady were there together! He shared his music with her by gently putting his spongy, sweat-soaked headphones on her head and yelling, "Does that fire you up?!" It did not. And she in turn brought him a rather large stack of wet paper towels so he could wipe down his bike when he was done. Sweet, really.
  • Quotation of the day: "It's hard to moon walk in high heels." --Rebekah H.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Bones cute clip

Check out this cute clip from Bones. Second only to House and Wilson, these two are my favorite TV couple right now.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

antipodean

Quotation of the day, from the below stolen-directly-from-April's-blog clip: "Listen to me, you antipodean fleck of bum fluff. Every single day I take this from you. The hair is adorable, I don't deny that. The figure is svelte." --Hugh Laurie, Renaissance man

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

dree your own weird

  • Quotation of the day: "Go your own gait and dree your own weird." --Lucy Maud Montgomery's Kilmeny of the Orchard
  • I have absolutely nothing else of any use to anyone, to say in this blog post. It just seemed stupid to make one quotation and then write nothing else. So which is worse: to write just the one quotation and let it be alone and bored, or to fill space with triteness and non-platitudes? What can a person do, who is so empty-headed as to lack anything of interest to impart? Boredom abounds and cannot be defeated. I have ear buds in my ears, but I can't hear anything but silence. Not even an echo between the ears. Just a vast, empty land. Forsaken by all intelligence and thought. Nary a traveller therein. A veritable wasteland.

Monday, September 22, 2008

paleolithic sleeping

  • Quotation of the day: Rebekah: "What would happen if we had to live outside?" Me: "We'd be okay; we have a tent and warm sleeping bags." Rebekah: "But what if we lived in the paleolithic era?"


  • Here is a picture that I didn't take, of some fog.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Palin hair

Here is my attempt at the Sarah Palin 'do, sans pouf. Very librarian. Is her style retro, outdated, or trend-setting and ahead of its time? I predict that, if elected, Ms. Palin will be the new Jackie O. It is amazing how many hits I got when I searched on "Sarah Palin hair."