Booth is evidence

Jerry's surprise 40th birthday party

Accusing the girls of sneakiness
with George and Eila, his dad and momJer's sisters and parents: Anna-Lisa, George, Jerry, Eila, LelaJer hugging meMy new shoesAnna-Lisa, George, Jerry, Eila, me, Lela, my mom. Sitting: Rebekah and AubreyA bunch of old friends. Lindy, Travis, Robert, me, Jerry, Tamera, Brett, Andrea, TomRobert, Jerry, BrettA whole bunch of relatives Lela and JerryRobert and Jerryme, Lela, Eila, Anna-LisaLindy and meJer, R, A, meA whole bunch of people telling stories about Jerry. There are Stacy and Ken Bradford on the left.Unwrapping a new juggling costumeA party for Brett, who also turned 40, at Cheesecake factory

New Moon

Isn't this poster sinful? How very worldly. I loved New Moon. It was eye candy, and it was better than Twilight. I hear that in the test audience for the movie, women ages 35-52 gave the movie the highest scores. That has definitely reflected my experience with all the women from Relief Society (church group of women) lining up to ogle Edward.

my coworker going postal

I heard on the radio that something like 62% of people believe they work with someone who has the potential to go postal and start shooting everyone up given the right motivation. I have had two coworkers go postal on me fairly recently. One of them is definitely capable of shooting someone(s) if he had a gun in his hands when provoked. It is dangerous being a member of this world.

Here are Jerry's jester boots that we just got in the mail from Australia. They rock. I need a phone with a real camera on it. As it is, mine sucks. I requested that my work give me a blackberry, so we will see, won't we? Using a blackberry is a good method of "working" while not actually sitting at one's desk being generally unproductive.

Tonight I will go see "New Moon". My next post will address this, if the movie moves me enough to address it. The word is "movie". Is it because it is made up of frames that "move, " or because it is supposed to be emotionally "moving" in some way?

don't commit espionage

The above is a poster at work. I find it funny. Too bad you can't read the top ten list, but it's the concept that's funny, not the list in particular.

I saw this movie. It sucked. I fell asleep, but Jerry says it was unresolved at the end because it is supposed to be an ongoing saga. I seriously doubt they will be making another one. We shall see.

I vampire

This morning I went into Starbuck's and ordered a red (I said with a wink) latte with a straw. They seemed horrified and couldn't oblige me, so I left. I will get back at them for that later.

the mafia, fly poo, and liars

Quotation of the day, from Michael on The Office: "If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia it's a liar. I wish the mafia would go out and kill all the liars. Bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing. Not that I would be lying per se but I would just get really quiet all of a sudden."

Heard recently at work: "He loves to separate fly poo from pepper."