look you Brits

Mood meter:
The above is me with the harsh taskmaster look on my face. Then I exercised in my office (lifted heavy boxes as weights) with the door closed. I do this quite often. Has anyone else done this? Now I look like this:

Here are a few of my favorite British to American translations. My British readers, do I have this right? Will you add some others please?

1. fag--cigarette
2. camp--homosexual
3. flannel--towel
4. knackered--tired
5. colour--color
6. advert--commercial
7. fringe--bangs
8. ta--thank you
9. bairns--kids
10. pants or knickers--underwear

Sports figure name of the day: Michael Olowokandi. Say it out loud. What fun.