Screeching

• The above pic is Mom and Aubrey in Phoenix. I hear Aubrey got a manicure/pedicure, played golf, watched the Mr. Bean movie. I'm curious how she managed to let someone touch her feet for so long, without screeching. Yay, no more boredom!
• Empty elevators reek of people. I have a bionic nose. I can smell their leftover cigarette smoke, their breath , B.O., perfume/aftershave, what they just ate, what they were carrying with them.
• Quotation of the day: "Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, kinda feel like a bagel." --Dr. Greg House