Friday, June 26, 2009

pet peeves

All of the pet peeves I could come up with in 15 minutes:
  • people eating my food
  • plastic spoons in the sink
  • having to step over (or on) clothes on the floor
  • wet towels
  • overly defensive people
  • people who speak loudly at inappropriate times, intentionally putting on a public performance
  • people who get mad at the parents when a baby cries on an airplane
  • people who honk just because they are angry
  • excessive use of exclamation points
  • giving more than 100% of something
  • restaurant servers who say, "How are WE doing?"

Sports figure name of the day: Jrue Holiday

Monday, June 22, 2009

The Mosquito

Can't wait for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, March 5, 2010.

Sports figure name of the day: Hedo Turkoglu

The grocery store closest to our house uses the Mosquito (described below). My kids hate it, and they are amazed that I can't hear it at all. I believe the device is used more widely now than when this article was written in 2005

November 29, 2005
Barry Journal
What's the Buzz? Rowdy Teenagers Don't Want to Hear It
By SARAH LYALL

BARRY, Wales - Though he did not know it at the time, the idea came
to Howard Stapleton when he was 12 and visiting a factory with his father, a
manufacturing executive in London. Opening the door to a room where workers were using high-frequency welding equipment, he found he could not bear to go inside.

"The noise!" he complained.

"What noise?" the grownups asked.

Now 39, Mr. Stapleton has taken the lesson he learned that day - that children can
hear sounds at higher frequencies than adults can - to fashion a novel device
that he hopes will provide a solution to the eternal problem of obstreperous
teenagers who hang around outside stores and cause trouble.

The device, called the Mosquito ("It's small and annoying," Mr. Stapleton said), emits a high-frequency pulsing sound that, he says, can be heard by most people younger
than 20 and almost no one older than 30. The sound is designed to so irritate
young people that after several minutes, they cannot stand it and go away.
So far, the Mosquito has been road-tested in only one place, at the entrance
to the Spar convenience store in this town in South Wales. Like birds perched on
telephone wires, surly teenagers used to plant themselves on the railings just
outside the door, smoking, drinking, shouting rude words at customers and making
regular disruptive forays inside.

"On the low end of the scale, it would be intimidating for customers," said Robert Gough, who, with his parents, owns the store. "On the high end, they'd be in the shop fighting, stealing and assaulting the staff."

Mr. Gough (pronounced GUFF) planned to install a sound system
that would blast classical music into the parking lot, another method known to
horrify hang-out youths into dispersing, but never got around to it. But last
month, Mr. Stapleton gave him a Mosquito for a free trial. The results were
almost instantaneous. It was as if someone had used anti-teenager spray around
the entrance, the way you might spray your sofas to keep pets off. Where
disaffected youths used to congregate, now there is no one.

At first, members of the usual crowd tried to gather as normal, repeatedly going inside the store with their fingers in their ears and "begging me to turn it off," Mr.
Gough said. But he held firm and neatly avoided possible aggressive
confrontations: "I told them it was to keep birds away because of the bird flu
epidemic."

A trip to Spar here in Barry confirmed the strange truth of the
phenomenon. The Mosquito is positioned just outside the door. Although this
reporter could not hear anything, being too old, several young people attested
to the fact that yes, there was a noise, and yes, it was extremely annoying.
"It's loud and squeaky and it just goes through you," said Jodie Evans, 15,
who was shopping at the store even though she was supposed to be in school. "It
gets inside you."

Miss Evans and a 12-year-old friend who did not want to be
interviewed were once part of a regular gang of loiterers, said Mr. Gough's
father, Philip. "That little girl used to be a right pain, shouting abuse and
bad language," he said of the 12-year-old. "Now she'll just come in, do her
shopping and go."

Robert Gough, who said he could hear the noise even though
he is 34, described it as "a pulsating chirp," the sort you might hear if you
suffered from tinnitus. By way of demonstration, he emitted a batlike squeak
that was indeed bothersome.

Mr. Stapleton, a security consultant whose experience in installing store alarms and the like alerted him to the gravity of the loitering problem, studied other teenage-repellents as part of his research.

Some shops, for example, use "zit lamps," which drive teenagers away by casting
a blue light onto their spotty skin, accentuating any whiteheads and other
blemishes.

Using his children as guinea pigs, he tried a number of different
noise and frequency levels, testing a single-toned unit before settling on a
pulsating tone which, he said, is more unbearable, and which can be broadcast at
75 decibels, within government auditory-safety limits. "I didn't want to make it
hurt," Mr. Stapleton said. "It just has to nag at them."

The device has not yet been tested by hearing experts.

Andrew King, a professor of neurophysiology at Oxford University, said in an e-mail interview that while the ability to hear high frequencies deteriorates with age, the change happens so gradually that many non-teenagers might well hear the Mosquito's noise. "Unless the store owners wish to sell their goods only to senior citizens," he wrote, "I doubt that this would work."

Mr. Stapleton argues, though, that it doesn't matter if people in their 20's and 30's can hear the Mosquito, since they are unlikely to be hanging out in front of stores, anyway.

It is too early to predict the device's future. Since an article about it appeared in The Grocer, a British trade magazine, Mr. Stapleton has become modestly famous, answering inquiries from hundreds of people and filling orders for dozens of the devices, not only in stores but also in places like railroad yards. He appeared recently
on Richard & Judy, an Oprah-esque afternoon talk show, where the device
successfully vexed all but one of the members of a girls' choir.

He is considering introducing a much louder unit that can be switched on in
emergencies with a panic button. It would be most useful when youths swarm into
stores and begin stealing en masse, a phenomenon known in Britain as steaming.
The idea would be to blast them with such an unacceptably loud, high noise - a
noise inaudible to older shoppers - that they would immediately leave.

"It's very difficult to shoplift," Mr. Stapleton said, "when you have your fingers in
your ears."

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Guest blogger: April

The following is a guest post by my sister April:

I went to a funeral home for my Death and Dying class. I went on a tour and the General Manager answered a bunch of questions. Here is what I learned...

1. In 1992 there were only 7% of people getting cremated and now it is 50-55%.
2. 40-50% of people buy caskets before they die.
3. Law does not require embalming.
4. Spouses make decisions about the deceased if there is not a will. If there is not a spouse then adult children make decisions but they ALL have to agree.
5. They put cotton over the Y incision after autopsies followed by plastic to keep any leakage out.
6. My friend is buried at this funeral home and when the funeral home told her mom to bring clothes, they told her to bring a shirt with long sleeves. I asked why. He said because of something called “Skin Slip”. This is part of the decay process.
7. Most the time the funeral home dress and apply make-up to the deceased. Accept of course for LDS faith. He did mention the LDS faith!
8. It was very hard for me to tour this funeral home because my friend's viewing and funeral was there. I did not think it was going to be hard until I was on my way. It was hard. Especially when you see certain areas that are difficult to see in general without knowing a loved one has been there. It was very interesting though.

Monday, June 15, 2009

drag me to hell please

I saw Drag Me to Hell this weekend. It was perfectly bad, funny, and scary. It exactly suited my mood, and I loved it. I didn't stop laughing when the movie was over; I laughed all the way to the car.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

virtues of vegetarianism

While teaching our church Primary class of 3 and 4 year olds a lesson on "I Have a Body", I showed the children this picture:As a vegetarian I found it very interesting that the picture shows Daniel refusing the king's meat.

I went and read the story more closely after Primary. Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego, and Daniel were among the children that King Nebuchadnezzar had brought from Israel to train in his court. Here is the story from the Bible, Daniel chapter 1:

5 And the king appointed them a daily provision of the king’s meat, and of the wine which he drank: so nourishing them three years, that at the end thereof they might stand before the king....

8 But Daniel purposed in his heart that he would not defile himself with the portion of the king’s meat, nor with the wine which he drank: therefore he requested of the prince of the eunuchs that he might not defile himself....

12 Prove thy servants, I beseech thee, ten days; and let them give us pulse to eat, and water to drink.
13 Then let our countenances be looked upon before thee, and the countenance of the children that eat of the portion of the king’s meat: and as thou seest, deal with thy servants.
14 So he consented to them in this matter, and proved them ten days.
15 And at the end of ten days their countenances appeared fairer and fatter in flesh than all the children which did eat the portion of the king’s meat.
16Thus Melzar took away the portion of their meat, and the wine that they should drink; and gave them pulse.
17As for these four children, God gave them knowledge and skill in all learning and wisdom; and Daniel had understanding in all visions and dreams.

20And in all matters of wisdom and understanding, that the king enquired of them, he found them ten times better than all the magicians and astrologers that were in all his realm.

So here I sit eating my pulse (Grape Nuts) and pondering on the potential virtues of being a vegetarian.

[Don't worry; I didn't teach the children that they are going to hell if they eat meat!! Neither do I think you are going to hell for eating meat, dear reader. Relax yourself.]

Here is a link to a truly excellent article about Mormonism and vegetarianism that I wish I had written.

Friday, June 5, 2009

loads of stuff

I just bought a new Saturn Aura. Yes, NEW. I would never buy a new car, but what with GM having problems and needing to get rid of their cars.... I got a good deal. Jerry is still chuckling and saying that I am a car salesman's worst nightmare. I kicked some butt. And I love the car. It is red.

Here are pictures of Aubrey before her junior prom, with her boyfriend Parker









Here are scanned pictures of me at my junior prom, with Mark McGee
Pictures from my trip to Arizona:
Mom, me, April
April, Terry, Mom


Me hugging and kissing a saguaro cactus

Mom with the birthday cake she made me


me, April, and cake


April's boyfriend and April

me and April
Dad and me
Chris, Dad, me, April

Here is a random picture of Aubrey and me, not in Arizona



Jerry, me, Robert Jolley
  • A coworker (pronounced "cow-orker" please) of mine recently took off his glasses and started cleaning them on the inside of a tie he had hanging on his door. He told me you can always clean your glasses on the inside of a tie because the inside of a tie is always made with microfiber.
  • I was running the other day when, before I knew it, a dog started running alongside me. I stopped and turned around to return the dog to her owner. I said to her owner, "She likes me." He smiled and said, "Why wouldn't she?" :)
  • Sports figure name of the day: Kimbo Slice